Tragedy hits Wise Advice Chief

THIS JUST IN!!!!  Tragedy hits Wise Advice Chief.  Reports from Halifax indicate that a heavy object hit Wise Advice Chief, H.R.M.  on the head yesterday.  Described as a ‘freak accident’ by the self-proclaimed queen of advice-giving,  she was quick to announce that her injuries are not serious.  When asked for details, H.R.M. offered the following:  ” It happened in my living room.  I was assisting in the assembly of a newly purchased sculling-rower exercise device, when it fell on my head. The blood loss was insignificant, but the headache was a doozy!”   Messages are pouring in from around the world, as people express their concern and good wishes.  Wiseadvice press will issue updates as they become available. 

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